Top 3 Reasons Why Life is Like a Test You Never Studied For.

1) We’re all given advice on how to live our lives, but we throw it out the window until we’re 65.

“Eat right”, “Exercise”, “Take care of yourself”, they say. But how many of us actually take this advice to heart? Of course, we all do to a certain degree, but not the fullest extent.

Last semester a professor looked at our class and said, “This final exam is going to be bad.” I thought he was bluffing… He wasn’t. That’s life for ya!

2) Being an adult is like those nightmares about final exams.

Have you ever had a nightmare where you show up late to an exam completely naked? Good, neither have I. Only people trippin on acid have dreams like that. But that’s essentially how becoming an adult works. One day, you’re playing Minecraft and life is good. Then one day you’re still playing Minecraft, but life is falling apart. You go from parents making your meals, to frantically running around an Aldi looking for peanut butter for dinner because you can’t afford anything else. Sound like a nightmare? It kind of is…

3) Somehow, there’s always those people who never study, but somehow got an A.

There’s always that kid who regularly treats class time as nap time. And when finals role around, we all hope that kid fails. But somehow, whether by the power of God or anime, this kid always get’s an A. You knew you were going to fail, but at least you accepted your fate and took the middle class lifestyle. This other kid is the bully in high school who becomes a billionaire. Does it make any sense? No, it doesn’t. But that’s life!